Friday, May 27, 2011

little bit of a guilty pleasure.



So. It's true, I'm a freak. Like seriously. I have a problem.
Now what is this freakish problem, you may ask? WeLl. (haha) I'll tell ya. But just beware, its kiind of embarrassing, and just all around weird.
Ok, here we go. I can do this.

I LOVE watching people eat.
Is that weird?
I don't even know why, but I just love making people really fatty foods and then watching them eat. Ok yeah, its weird. I guess I don't always watch them eat it, so that's good, but I don't know what it is. I think its because I'm obsessed with food. And if I'm not gonna eat it, I want other people to. Maybe I'm in love with food and I want to be around it SO much that I feel the need to cook/prepare fatty things for other people all the time.
Gosh, I'm so not normal.
However, if you are extremely underweight, wanna gain some pounds and are looking for a friend to help..I'm your girl.

So yep, there's my freaky/weird/embarrassing confession. I know it could be worse, but its like those creepy people who get off on watching people eat. Only not like that AT ALL.
I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. I swear. Ew.
Oh hey, maybe I just like watching people enjoy the food I make them? Theeeeere we go. Totes normal.
Oh and by the way, the food is normally nothing like the picture at the top (which I got from google), but I wish I could make that! I just thought it was pretty.
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I also wanted to write a family update (especially since anyone reading this, for the most part) knows nothing about them! And they are definitely noteworthy. Buuut this post is getting too long and I don't want to bore anyone, so I will save that for next time. :)
Seee yaaaa.

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you should have seen it in color"
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